What's Love Got To Do With It??? Nothing in an assclowns eyes.....

Ladies, you all know them, dated them, obsessed over them, and found strength to get rid of them. They are emotionally unavailable men, or better known as "assclowns" through my new fave website, www.baggagereclaim.co.uk. Call them what you like, just don't pick up the phone and call them. Beware these "creatures" are overly self-confident, attractive, funny, independent "acting", and pursued you like a cat to a mouse. You realized that you had so much in common with this person, that God must have heard your prayers, wrote them down, and spent all your blessings on creating this man just for you. Ladies, don't believe the hype or the pure doo doo this man has reeking from his mouth. He has laid it on so thick, you may never see the light of day again. Let's count how many promises he made in the beginning of the relationship and now let's count how many he actually held up to. If the first number is extremely higher than the last number, than let's not place him on his pedestal yet, we would hate for him to fall on you. He was emotionally unavailable when you started dating him and he will stay emotionally unavailable until he makes himself available, which occurs after some life altering experience, so if you don't mind waiting for that lightning bolt I suggest you move the hell out of the way. An emotionally unavailable man is disconnected so far out of the relationship emotionally, he may not even recognize when you are crying or smiling. He is there physically, but all of the important crap that help builds a relationship and nurtures it into love is out of the window.  And yes ladies, great sex does not equal love.  It equals exactly what it says after the sum; SEX.  These men have pure control over a relationship, especially if you have exhibited low self esteem or a too laid back personality.  They need you there and nowhere else, because an emotionally unavailable man has an enormous ego which needs stroking every God forbidden chance he wakes up in the morning.  They are keen at knowing when distance needs to be set in motion.  You become too smart, too aware of his flaws, too nosey, too unsure of his potential as the perfect specimen that he thinks he is, than he will become distant and beg for you to become his pursuer, because ladies, you're right, he's just that damn important.  Oh look at all the energy you are pouring into the relationship, because you are the sweet, caring mothering type that allows him to give 20%,  and you make up for his lack of 80% he left in his mother's womb, so now you are pulling your hair out giving 180% into a train wreck of a relationship.  And then you realize that you haven't spoken to your family since last Christmas, your bank account is sinking like the Titantic, and you have only one friend left and she is living a functional life, so you get nauseated every time you hear her breath over the phone.  He loves being the center of your attention, he lives off of your resources, he cheats, he can't and won't commit and he doesn't care that you have an emotional, financial, or personal investment in the relationship, because when he gets ready to leave, he will.  No closure and probably not a good-bye, because he will try to torment you forever or at least until you become the Wonder Woman that you are and tell him to kick rocks and hope it hits him back.  Stay tuned ladies and don't worry men, I know women aren't God's gift to a lovely household (but we are close enough lol).....