These are HER confessions.

So Tameka has made headlines again. But this time, she's not pregnant (THANK GOODNESS cuz I think she's up to 6 or 16 now). No it seems that the stylist turned gold digger turned wife of Usher suffered serious complications from a "routine" surgery in Brazil. Hmmm. Why would this mother of 2 kids under 2 sail away while to Brazil her man is on tour to have a somethin that's "routine" was it really that serious, tameka??? and NO, getting a Brazilian bikini wax is NOT serious. And if its sooo routine--as they like to call it--why couldn't it have been done in the USA?? You know, close to her kids and arguably the best docs in the world....read btwn the lines people: she was getting plastic surgery.

I don't even want to begin speculating what she could have possibly wanted done. To be blunt, it's not exactly what I'd call a short list... come on guys, I KNOW you've seen her pictures. And if you're observant like I am, you know there's a lot of things that could be improved by letting the doctors chop away at her skin....but I digress.

and what's sooo laughable about this situation is that I think Tameka thought she could get away with the surgery. HAHA. had there been no complications, did she really think we'd believe it when she suddenly appeared next to Usher as a size 4 supermodel with looks that could kill??? (ok, you're right...she already has looks that kill, but still). WE KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TAMEKA!! you're not fooling us!!

The real issue here is that it seems that celebrities (or people that married celebrities and demand the same level of clout like a certain wife of a certain artist who "makes you wanna"...) Just aren't happy with themselves anymore. Really? Because I would LOVE to wake up one day and realize that the biggest problem I have is not paying of $986,385,864.78 in college loans but rather that I have a blemish on my left arm that doesn't tan with the rest of my body. Please, Hollywood, get it together.

Let us all learn from Ms. Kanye West's late mother. There are things more important than looks...like your life!!!! So let's all look in the mirror and be happy with what you see.

This has been an inspirational moment by Yours Truly. xoxo